bosanma davasi…

[Insert generic compliment about superior sports writing here]

I remember back when Michael Irvin was going through his cracky-bust media tour, a video of him buying rock from a 12 year old kid surfaced from someone in his posse doing snitch work with an undercover video cam.

I think I saw it on some show like Current Affair, or something just like that.

I can’t find that video anywhere on the tubes, but I remember at the time, I was watching with my buddies and we were like, “there’s no way that guy sitting in the front seat telling the kid he just bought crack off of that he ‘shouldn’t be like me’ is NOT Michael Irvin!”

So, I guess what I’m saying is, I’m pretty surf that somewhere– out there– there’s butthole smuggled video of M.I. buying crack off a kid while he’s giving an intimate public service announcement tantamount to: “Drugs are bad, kid…now watch me spark this glass pipe!”

I figured I’d ask a bigtime celebrity journalist such as yourself because you might have some Russian contacts that could hook you up with a copy to post it up somewhere so I could have a cheap giggle at the expense of someone’s busted reputation, which never seemed to prevent him from getting cool jobs post-cracky– like in-game analyst for major networks.

In a few years, add an addendum that ponders the use of Twitter as a means of allegation related proclamations (that would be very strange, if you actually did that in a few years — you probably won’t).

New money seems to finds innovative — dare I say, artistic — approaches to embarrassment. I hope I get the chance one day.

Keep on keeping on, and remember: it’s not about sharing. it’s about everyone having they own spotlight.